no way in no way out no way in no way out no way in no way out

zombeesknees:

vorobey008:

mb: Danny Ocean & Rusty Ryan

#this sort of thing is legitimately better than the standard ‘finishing each other’s sentences’  #or just saying it at the same time  #the whole just not speaking words like humans  #just sort of random sentence fragments bc the drift compatibility is doing all the heavy lifting  #[WORDS WITHOUT CONTEXT]  #[OTHER RANDOM WORDS]  #[danny and rusty turn and act as one]  #everyone else: what just happened.  #I live for this sort of dialogue character building malarkey

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ocean's 11, reblog this forever, 
wonderytho:
“meirl
”

wonderytho:

meirl

must try this, 
caucasianscriptures:
“Someone definitely got fired
”

caucasianscriptures:

Someone definitely got fired

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oh honey, 

lightheartedsuggestion:

You know you deserve better. Go get it. 

(via lightheartedsuggestion)

lightheartedsuggestion:

Your perception of me is not equivalent to who I am. 

(via lightheartedsuggestion)

wonderytho:
“Meirl
”

wonderytho:

Meirl

spooky, dogs, 

sexhaver:

girls’ night!

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weird dogs, 
wonderytho:
“meirl
”

wonderytho:

meirl

holdmecloseandfast:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

OP your brain is neat and I love you for it you funky little color-coded cupcake. But you’re still a monster.

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oh honey, 

sovietpostcards:

Making friends with polar bears. Chukotka, Russian Far East (1980s)

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weird dogs, 

zero-the-pokemon-master-098:

retroactivebakeries:

snake unboxing video

plays this on loop forever

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snek, weird dogs, 

can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.

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thg, hero, 
positive-memes:
“Probably made their years
”

positive-memes:

Probably made their years

(via appolsaucy)

spider-man, cosplay, 

prettyscar:

You can’t think about saving the world. You have to think about saving one person.

(via cniehauses)

spider-man, 
great-tweets:
“textbook chaotic good
”

great-tweets:

textbook chaotic good

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someone should let op know they're a fairy,