peacozy:

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gunsandfireandshit:

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wedarkacademia:

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irregodless:

damian-janus-pendragon:

irregodless:

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july

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dark-romantics:

The other day, lying in bed, I felt my heart beating for the first time in a long while. I realized how little I live in my body, how much in my mind.

Rodger Kamenetz, from Terra Infirma (University of Arkansas Press, 1985)

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twoweeks:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtyR30agHVN

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rithmeres:

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

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megafreeman:

Twitter doesn’t plan to do anything about impersonators that pay $8 to pretend they’re a celebrity. People are already doing it

There’s even an equivalent of John Green cock monologue

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12u3ie:

“fun fact!” i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact

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funnytwittertweets:

nicostiel:

#HAPPY NOVEMBER 5TH

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geslotencirkel:

no-purpose flour

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darkzelda:

WAIT‼️‼️‼️

bong rip

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solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva:

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

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rosslynpaladin:

rannulfr:

Boss’s wife upon hearing I’m a medieval scholar: Isn’t it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?

Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*

You’re a better person than I

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